I just got my first email of the day. It's from a guy I don't know so I don't open it, but I can see the first words and I think it sounds like it would be a good one.
Mr. (Name retracted because, though he is a bully, I kinda like him).
Subject: Don't take this the wrong way... (The use of ellipsis is for a coward but necessary if you plan to continue in the body of the email).
Body: Slight newsflash...(seriously?) You suck at certain things.
Early gratitude for Monday, March 19th: That guy.
Song of the day: Over Everything by Courtney Barnett and Kurt Vile
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