"I saw him at the horse show, and all I could see was his big brown eyes."
"Nope. I don't want to hear about it. I have to make your appointment with the psychiatrist."
"Yes. We have to schedule your lobotomy."
"What's a lobotomy?"
"It's a surgery where a neurosurgeon will disconnect the right side of your brain from the left side."
"I can't like a boy? Seriously? I can't even like him?"
"Nope. I thought we could just take a little piece out. You know the little piece that liked him, but it sounds like it's too late for that. Total lobotomy now, chic."
"Well, you're just gonna have to take out the whole brain, I think."