We're approaching Valentine's Day 2015.
My greeting card would say,
ohgoodgosh. We're still here.
How did that happen?
On the front of the card would be a computer or a phone or a picture of Billy Sue.
Then you'd open it up.
Total white blank space with center of card in this exact font and format but all lowercase and in parenthesis.
(whatever that is, let's keep doing it.
don't ever go a' changing you.)
and I would sign the center as
hope this would do for your card. I think this is me buying it.