would be to follow Ben Carson on a campaign trail as if I was David Foster Wallace following John McCain. (except I would have to be in my car with my dog)
and it was a Rolling Stone article.
Disclaimer: For any David Foster Wallace appreciators out there, I understand you don't think I'm near as good. I don't think so either. But I sure love what he did in this world. I know you always wanted to see some type of peace here, man. I wish you could have.