Thursday, May 22, 2014

not the zombie apocalypse. worse.

Yesterday, as I stood with my fellow third graders, I learned that one unspayed female cat and her offspring can produce 420,000 kittens. That's four hundred twenty thousand. Four one hundred thousands plus another twenty thousand. Eighty thousand less than half a million. A horror movie. So I guess now I have only one option.

I am going to take over the world with my cat army.

Today I am grateful for people who specialize in the prevention of me taking over the world with my cat army.

It was just a pipe dream anyway. They don't listen to a word I say.

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