After I write on Saturday mornings I think, Oh my gosh. It's Saturday morning. Jonathan. Wiretap. Yay. Then his buddy Joshua Karpati calls in and I want to call my brother Josh and I want to say, Hello in a very serious tone. Then I want to ask, Can I borrow your neckerchief? But I can't say it like that and I can't remember everything Joshua says so I end up botching it and then trying to explain to Josh about a verbal fight club. Anyway, I ruin it. I can't do it but those guys can.
Today is called wrath.
Don't even get me started on Howard.