Anne Lamott wrote it best. Shitty first drafts.
Responses from my shitty first draft were as follows:
I hate it when you write this episodic shit. ~ A close and loving relative.
I am not even interested in these characters. I couldn't care less what happens to them. ~ Ex-lover, wonderful friend
If you liked this enough to send this to people then you should stop writing. ~ The close and loving relative again.
And yet I continue into the second draft.