Here on Christmas Eve I am going to tell you your gift. Early, my reader, I really shouldn't tell you your gift before Christmas morning. But you and me, we're okay with that. We're cool that way.
Listen, shhhhhhhhhh, don't say anything.
Just listen to this.
Or wait, listen to this Priscilla.
Or all of you, just know I would get you those songs if I could.
I just did.
I hope you dance.
Tap your foot.
Move your head to the beat.
Those Rat Pack boys, they did it well.
And Merry Christmas.
Addendum to the person who got Slater The World's Most Difficult Take Apart Puzzle: That's not funny!