I just watched Sarah Silverman's Jesus is Magic and loved it but hated myself as a result.
The latest Coen brother's flick, A Serious Man, led me to think they despise their fans. Then I watched the commentary to see if the boys could tell me what the hell they were thinking. As a result, I hated myself for disliking the movie. But yes, I still think they were telling anyone that watched that movie to go straight to hell.
I wonder if I can call in sick to my trip to Chicago tomorrow. Maybe a stomach virus? Severe allergies? Could I go to the hospital and simply explain that I need an overnight stay to get out of sales meetings and paintball? I have insurance, people!
Maybe I need a nap.